Lame Jokes

Walao...I'm so busy these few days. Got lots of homework to do..

Stats,

Maths,

Physics,

Bio,

Chem,


Haihhhhh....

Anyways, here's some jokes my sis told me just now,

Enjoy!!

The Good Ones :

What do you call a bomerang that doesn't come back???




Don't know the answer????





A STICK la !!!!!!!!Easy Chop until your yee si (ear shit) also drop (Hahaha)



What do you call a device that lets you see though the wall?




hehe




Can't guess??



A Window of course!!!!! (LOL)


Some Silly Inventions (Stuff that don't make sense):

• A Water-proof tea bag!!!
• A parachute that opens up upon impact (take some time to think about this one)
• A helicopter with seats that eject!!!

Hahahaha

Ok..Here are some lame ones...Readers beware..Some of these jokes are so LAME you won't know whether to laugh or to cry (Or at least I did anyways)

Here goes,

Why did Polly put the kettle on??



Hehe



Because she had nothing else to wear...(Zhar dou)


Why does it take 3 doofus to fix a light bulb??





(This is really mou liu loh!!!)



1 of them stands on the chair..And the other two turns the chair!!!!!Hehe


How did the doofus fall???





He tripped over the CORD-LESS Phone!!!Haha

So Mou liu right??????Haha..

Anyways..got more work to do now...

Till next time!