What The *Toooooooot* ?

What a day!


Went for 8am Biology class this morning to sit for my unit 6 synoptic paper. Everything was blur-blur until I read the opening statement for question 2 :


THE GREAT TITS IS A TYPE OF SMALL BIRD.


LOL


What the?? Tits? Small Birds ? Is this Bio or is this porn?


Today is gonna be a wierd day, I thought to myself.


Anyways, I went back home and went on the internet to find out that The Great Tits IS a type of small bird!!

Actually its scientific name is Parus Major.


And meet its cousins, the Blue Tit, Willow Tit, and Creasted Tit. All the different type of tits.


LOL!


What's next? The Great Balls?

So next time you spot a small bird one day, you are allowed to go " Hey Ma!! Look its Tits!!!!!"

Later, I also found that there is a guy named Jacques Tits!!

Is that his surname? Coz if it is then....(No Comment)

It'll probably be a turn off for girls. Imagine when he first introduce himself to girls

Jacques Tits : Yo, my name is Jacques...Jacques Tits..

Girl : *Slap!!!!!!!!!!!*

(And I got this from wikipedia)

Jacques Tits is a French mathematician, formerly Belgian. He has written and cowritten a large number of papers on a number of subjects, principally group theory. He is honorary professor at the College de France (Paris).

Tits received the Wolf Prize in 1993, the Cantor medal from the German Mathematical Society in 1996, and the German distinction "Pour le Mérite". He is a member of several Academies of Sciences.

Thats one smart Tit!!!!