Football Mania!

The World's Greatest Football Show Is In Less Than A Week!!!

*Grabs Jerseys and footballs + banners and sits in front of the TV then waits for World Cup to start*

Since when have I become such a big football fan?

Since the time I almost died of boredom of course!

I've been diagnosed and confirmed to have a severe case of Boring-gitis, Meningitis distant cousin.

Oh crap, I'm crapping like some wierd crap.

Crap-tastic!

Ok, let me tell you a story of a guy I know from Australia who is now working in Japan.

On the 19th of June, Australia will be playing against Japan. So, who shall he suppport? Japan, ( So, that he won't be beaten up by *cough* his colleagues.*ahem ahem*), or Australia (Its his home country). And he can't really support Australia because he's now in Japan surrounded by Japanese Football fanatics. In other words, he's behind enemy lines.

So, he came up with a brilliant plan.

First he wears his Australia Jersey and then slip on his Japan football Jersey over it. Now only his Aussie Jersey is visable. So, when he watches the match with his Japanese friends he can cheer for Japan.

But when Australia scores a goal, he can do the Superman impersonation,

Off goes the Japan Jersey. And,

"GOAALLLLL!!Take that!!Muahahahaha!"

Ok, I totally made that last part up. But the rest of it is real.

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I was browsing through YOU Tube, and found this,

My first reaction was, "%^*&^%$#@&*!!! That sounds exactly like Jason Mraz!!!!" *grumbles*

I'm sure Jez would love this!!

Enjoy!

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Wierd Conversation of The Day:

Me : Who do you think will win the World Cup this year?

Dad : I think Germany because they are hosting the World Cup. And usually the host will win the World Cup.

Me : It's like how France won in 1998 when they hosted the World Cup right?

Dad : Yeahh

*Silence*

Me : What if Malaysia host the World Cup one day. Would they win?

*Turns and looks at each other*

*Burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter*