Conspiracy

There's been many theories on why Zidane Headbutt Materazzi.

Some say he lost his temper,

Some say he was bribed,

Some say Materazzi provoked him,

Some say the match was fixed,

BUT

Here' the REAL reason why :

(Drum roll please..)

Zidane Headbutt Materazzi and go sent out because

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He wanted to Bang Sai (Shit) , and couldn't tahan till after extra time to do it.

So the easiest way was to get a red card so he could rush to the toilet afterwards.

And since he was holding it in for 109 minutes, his brain couldn't work properly and decided the easiest way to get a red card was to whack someone. And poor Materazzi was the nearest.

So...

Hahahaha

Zhar Dou.

Told Zidance NOT to eat those French Toast..

They were expired..

And Moldy..

(Got this Idea from Wee Beng)