Joke

I've bombarded with so many lame joke since I got back to KL thanks to people like Jez, Tim, Jiin Dong, Boon.. etc etc.

Anyways, here's a joke I found on the net a long time ago..

Enjoy!!

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
>Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
>Maggi Mee.

NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
>Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH :
>Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER :
>Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
>Traffic Jam.

NATIONAL CONDOM:
>None. Most Malaysians still feel
embarrassed buying condoms. So they
rushed into a 7-11,hurriedly grab the
nearest pack,any pack, pay and leave
before the cashier can even blink an
eye

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING
MENSTRUATION:
>Pineapple.

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
>Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by
it. But then after a few pints they
start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING
MC (MEN):
>Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING
MC (WOMEN):
>Menstrual Pain

>NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN
WHEN REFUSING SEX:
>Headache, kids not asleep, maid not
asleep, mother-in-law around, early
appointment, food not digested yet,
aircond not cold enough, aircond too
cold, nail??polish not dry yet,
forgot to take the pill, sleepy,
stomach cramps, period, haven't remove
make-up, haven't shower, no water
supply, going to watch " Santa Barbara
", depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN
REFUSING SEX:
>None. Malaysian men never refuse
sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
>Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with
warm water and you are all "dried
up".

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
>Panadol. The "cure for all". If it
fails we have another secret weapon
Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
>Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
>Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR
YUPPIES):
>Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS
(FOR YUPPIES):
>The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
>NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
>Anywhere. As long as it is not your
house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
>Carrefour