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Missions Trip to Hulu Langat / Circle of Friends

My first ever missions trip!..*clap clap clap*

HELP's cf was organising a missions trip all the way to hulu langat to touched the lives of the yound kids there...everyone gathered at the main campus at 8 am and split into 2 vans...didn't really know what happened on the way there coz I was sleeping in the van most of the trip...that was until we went off the highway and into the smaller roads that took us to Hulu Langat...aiks...and you know la...all these roads...very bengkang-bengkok punya....some more our driver, was driving verr fast...ok..maybe not THAT fast la...but fast enough to make us try our hardest to hold our puke from coming out every single time he makes a turn...at around 9 am, our horror trip in the van was finnally over...We got out of the bus to find ourselves in a very kampung place..the houses there was all made out of papan...but still got electricity laa..the penghulu's house has only 3 rooms..one living room, one bedroom and kitchroom that was also connected to the living room...toilet??...unlike the ones we have at home today.....the toilets there was built outside the house....so its kinda like answering natures call...literally...okok...lame...I know..

Soon, we walked around the whole kampung (which took us around 10 minutes) gathering young kids aged around 2 to 8 (I think) to join us.....Well, I left that job to my other cf members coz I'm not really good with kids...scared they run away or cry or something like that...I'll probably cause more harm than good anyways....Later, we gathered outside the penghulu's house and started our worship session...Actually it was quite fun, we had to do all sorts of funny actions together with the song..I think the kids really enjoyed it....After that, me, esther and another 4 cf-ers went inside the house to prepare our wayang cardboard a.k.a wayang kulit...we took one big piece of mahjong paper and moved puppets made out of cardboard behind it....soon, the kids started to come in the show began...everything went smoothly (err...sort of anyways) until we reached one palace scene...everything suddenly went kelam-kabut and our palace was missing one piller...there was also an extra David in the show (BTW we were doing the story of David and the lions den a.k.a David dan gua singa)...then suddenly there was a finger poking at the mahjong paper...I half expected the finger to poke through..thought It was some naughty kid (later we found out that it was actually our leader trying to tell us to remove the extra David)

After the show, we all sat down with the kids to teach them how to fold origami lions ...somehow I actually managed to fold a lion by my ownself...hehe...usually I'm not good at art.....anyways...it was quite interesting watching the small kids trying to fold the lions...we had to help them most of the way but it was fun...Later, the young kids went out to play football while the older kids (thats us) stayed back in the house...At around 12 we said our goodbyes and went back to the van....

On the way back...Esther was telling me that she actually planned to have a suprise birthday party for her cousin brother that day...Dunno why laa, but at that time I suddenly couldn't control my 8-ness and asked her who her cousin iss laa..and gues what???...her cousin is actually none other than : Joshua Diong!!!!...lol....Me and Esther were like > O_O .......lol...its a small world eh?...anyways, reached back at HELP at 1.30pm and decided to go meet Joshua Diong who was celebrating his birthday at Mid V...Josh D was also equally surprised to find out that I knew Esther...then he introduced me to his 2 friends, Carl and Charles....both of them were from INTI...and I later found out that they were christians and they attended the Cf in INTI...so that means they know who Jez and Horny are laa......ok..so its goes something like this...

I know Esther who is the cousin of Joshua Diong who is Carl and Charles friend who is in the same cf as Jez and Horny who are my best friends....lol...wierd circle eh??...so Carl , Charles and Josh D were the missing parts of the circle before this....

okla...enough crapping for today.....

till next time

Hari Yang Sungguh Malang..

Haihh..sial man today....my morning went something like this :

Woke up 7 am but "accidentaly" fell back asleep...woke up again at 7.10am..brushed my teeth, took a quick shower...on the way downstairs..I realized something was different..My jeans somehow felt lighter..checked my pockets and found out that my wallet was missing.no wallet = No drivers licence = No driving to college..formed a mini search party with my kakak and thoroughly searched every single corner of my house for it...the search was over around 7.40am (my kakak found it....and don't ask me where coz I have absolutely no idea where she found it)..I then got into my car and rushed of to college..(BTW, my classes starts at 8 am)..Oh..and physics teacher was giving a short test at 8 also.

Reached HELP around 7.55 am...parked into the first emty parking space I could find and then ran to the HELP bus...there, I found a window seat and sat anxiously waiting for the bus to move..turned my head and looked out of the window and guess what?...I found the driver of the bus happily chatting away with his friends beside the bus...I sat there glaring at him with the most evil look I could give..and finally after 10 minutes..the driver finally decided to get in the bus..by that time it was already 8.10 am and I was already late for my exam...soon, the bus left HELP's main campus and headed towards KPD...to my horror..there was a bad jam all the way from the esso station (not too far off from the main campus)..haihhh...nvm..I thought to myself..maybe Mr Lee would come late to class today...sat there in my seat drenched in cold sweet wishing that all the cars in front of me would suddenly just disappear and reappear somewhere far far far away....like the Sahara..

At about 8.25 (I think)..the bus finally reached KPD...got off the bus and ran to block D...took the lift up then rushed into room 2.....I opened the door and found around 25 strangers looking at me...haihhhh....entered the wrong classroom...happens all the time in HELP.....I quickly closed the door and rushed to my classroom....This time I got the correct 1 because Mr Lee was sitting at the teachers table giving me the I-Hate-Student's-who-come-late-to-class look...knowing that I was already 30 minutes late and had only 30 minutes to complete my paper, I quickly found a seat and started answering the questions......we were supposed to draw some graph and I got it wrong..so I searched my pencil box for my eraser but to my dismay, it was no where to be found......so, I decided to use the eraser that was on top of my mechanical pencil....BUT, I pulled the cap a bit too hard and kinda broke my mechanical pencil...*sigh*.....I passed up my paper at 9.08 am knowing that I screwed the whole test...


Memang sial man today....

Pain!!!...kena zha-ed twice today..

Today I read an article about blogs in a PC magazine today...it quoted someone's blog..went something like this :

"After 10 to 20 minutes the fireworks finish and got some people clap....I turn and say Ah Seng still looking at the night time sky macham still got fireworks and I said,'Oi, Seng ah, you looking at the empty sky for ****? No more fireworks already.'

Ah Seng did not look at me. His eyes still looking at the black black sky and then he said to me :' lf this free government fireworks is very nice to see but I wish I have a job.' His eyes now looking far far away behind the sky. 'Then I can buy my own fireworks,'he said.'when it is my own 40 years.' "

LOL

Zha dou man.....not only his engerish all is broken-ed....but seems like this guy is serious about the fireworks....


And then in biology lab today, me, Shalini and Hui Ning were discussing about Shalini's new violin teacher.....


Shalini : Really don't like the way he plays the violin laaa...He plays to passionately, like moving his body as he plays the violin..and then closes his eyes like he's so into the music..cannot tahan laa..

Me : Aiya, ok what...he keeps you entertained....well...er....sort of

Hui Ning : Yalorr...move the body so much with the violin......looks like he is making love with the violin.....

Me + Shailini : ......................................................

*nothing to say..got big sweet behind head*

Lol..totally unexpected answer....caught us off guard.....



Okok...some of you might not find this funny but what the heck...this is my blog anyways...

Happy Crapping!

LAN!!!!...Finally over. Now I can waste my precious time on other stuff than spending my time on Moral + Malaysian studies..

The Finals was last friday where we sat both malaysian studies and moral on the same day..Seconds after getting our test papers I realized that I should have paid more attention durinng classess and not chatting away at the back of the class. Lol..anyways..I didn't manage to study much for it coz I went for bible study at Fu Sheng's house the night before and only reached home around 11.30pm and by that time my brain wasn't functioning at its optimum level (yaa...don't laugh)..feel asleep as soon as my head made contact with my pillow...

woke up the next morning (friday) and then panicked..went to college and found everyone else in the same state..I guess no one wants to repeat lan for another 3 months...anyways, after physics and chemistry, Mrs Lai (chem lec) escorted us to our doom (level 9 of wisma HELP)..oh ya, did I mentioned that I lost 10 marks for malaysian studies before this because I didn't sit for my short quiz..well, its not really my fault coz I was at INTEC college aat that time coz JPA say must go worrrr..some scholarship thing laa...I told my lecturer about that and she told me to sit for it the next week.....next week came and she told me to sit for it the following week...hmm..I'm sensing some sort of pattern here..lol...ya..until this week also she hasn't give me my quiz yet...so 10 marks down the longkang...

Malaysian Studies:
Went quite well, didn't have too much trouble with the essay questions..but the objective questions were extremely hard..who would want to know what article/section in the law that states how a senator should be elected...isn't that suppose to be the lawyers job...and also, how are we to know how many countries signed the Malaysian Declaration....Get the point?See the big picture?faham tak?

Moral Studies:
Moral studies was waaaaaaaaaaaay worse than malaysian studies...we were asked to explain the differences between absolute values and subjective values...asked about some sikh thing I wasn't too sure about the answer....the essay question went something like this:

Among all the theories which you have learnt, state the theory you find the most plausible and give reasons/critics/examples....

Theory??what theory?lol...and thats not the worse part....the next question asked us to give the explanation for a term which was "Gurdawa"...Aiks...how am I supposed to know what is it arrrr...ask more general questions laa...like what value is shown when something happens...why must ask stuff like this one...

Anyways this is where my crapping skills...mostly learnt from talking alot with jez and horny (no offence) and also through practice during moral paper in SPM came in handy.. Amazingly I managed to crap out 6 pages filled with words in less than 2 hours...phewww....haven't crap-ed this much since SPM time...aaaaa...brings back memories...but...being able to crap this much must mean that either I'm a really good crapper ....



or




I'm just full of crap...


lol.....hope I don't fail Lan....

One of the Best Birthday's Ever!!!!

Hehe...didn't manage to blog about my birthday, which was last wednesday until now...actually its more because I was too lazy...

Anyways, this year I had one of the best birthday ever in my life...well, at least it was much better than last year's where it fell on the same day as my biology trials.....It went something like this :

Woke up on the 7th of September at around 9pm, checked my phone to see if I recieved any messeges and found out that I had 42 missed calls...hehe...Got quite a shock..All the miss calls were from my 2 best boo-bies- Jez and Horny....but a few minutes later horny miss called again and this time I was awake to pick up the call...Later, I had to quickly dress up and rush to college where my classes starts at 10pm...

Reached class around 10.05pm , thought I was late but to my surprise , I only found 3 people in my class: Hao-Wei, Shalini and Shireen..The rest of the arrived half an hour late due to a big traffic jam around Bangsar...Good thing I bypassed that using the Federal Highway...After Biology which ended at 12pm. We went straight to Wisma HELP to sit for our Maths C3 test which I ermmm......didn't really study for it,so I er...kinda don't know how to do some of the questions...anyways thats besides the point..After the test, half of my class decided to go to Kenny Rogers in Midvalley to celebrate my birthday...the people who went were:

1. Hao-Wei
2. Esther
3. Wei Ping
4. Michelle Yew
5. Hui Xia
6. Hui Bing
7. Shalini
8. Lee yen
9. Wen Bin
10. And Also....Myself!

Waa....alot of food did we order.....lol..It stretched all the way from one end of the table to the other...Just Imagine one long row of food(around 2 metres...or something like that)...and all of the food were nice....mmmmm...BBQ baked beans...Macaroni and Cheese.....sweet.!But I soon learnt that even nice food won't taste too nice when you have too much of it...My friends made me play the role of DBKL and clean up everything that was left over...from the macaroni , to the chicken wing that Hui Xia couldn't finish and even some green vegetable (or was it pasta?) thing that didn't taste too good....soon, I had as what horny would call "temporary pregnancy'..lol..this is where your stomache gets sort of inflated making you look like you are pregnant when you eat to much food..

Later on, the waiter suddenly appeared with a big birthday cake(more food)...we sang happy birthday and blew the candles...then , I was forced to pull out one of the candles which they pushed into the cake only using my mouth...sometimes I wonder why people like to do that...If they push my face in to the cake...they will probably end up eating an oily cake anyways.....but this time they had mercy on me and my face (more like their cake) was spared.....

When we finished the cake...we just realized that it was already 4.10pm..and our lan classes (moral studies) starts at 4.00pm...and whats worse is that me, hao-wei and wee beng were supposed to do our moral studies presentation that day..and usually we are suppose to present at the start of the class..hehe..so..we were kinda late...quickly, we packed up our stuff and also 'tah bao' the last extra piece of cake (just in case teacher gets angry...we can give the cake to her)..I followed shalini's car back to college....

We arrived back in college around 4.30pm and found out that Mrs Geetha (our moral studies teacher) hadn't ask us to present yet....we found some seats and started jotting down tips given for our final moral studies test...20 minutes later, Mrs Geetha finally ask my group to go the front to present to the class...as I was still without my glasses..I was unable to present , so all I could do was sit there in front and press the buttons to move the slides...sad case right??

Straight after lan class...my other boo-by- Jez, called me again...we chatted for a while.(handphone calls are expensive..-_-) then I made my way back home...At home, my sis told me Joyce(the one from taman desa) bought me a slice of cake...waaaa..someone else from taman desa remembered my birthday....I didn't get to spend much time at home coz me and mom had to leave around 7 to send wei wen to Bangsar Shopping Centre for some actors studio thing. There, my mom treated me to DOME, where I had some lemonade drink which was realllyyyyy good....my dad also came back from his work to meet me in DOME...at around 9.30pm, it was time to go fetch both my sisters home....Backk at home, my family sang happy birthday and we had another round of cakes....(waa..tiramesu cake...very nice worrrr)

My mom then fetched me to taman desa where I met up with Kim Miang, Juin Kit, Pei Li, Superwomen (Qiu Yan), Chor Mun, Ying Hui, Jin Teng and a few others to Yum Char in 2046 cafe...hehe, had a drink called 'Black Tangerine' which was also really nice (Hmm..I seem to be having lots of nice food today arr)...After chatting with my friends for a while, the all lights in the cafe suddenly went off.....2 possiblities went through my mind..either there was a power failure, or 2046 cafe forgot to pay their TNB bills this month...well, the waiter suddenly appeared holding a big chocolate cake...both me and kim miang were surprised at this.....btw, did I mention that kim miang has the same birthday as me? Anyways, we sang happy birthday and cut the cake together...pei li made me and Kim Miang hold the knife together which made us look abit gay...aikss.....shud take turns to chee kek instead.....lol....we continued our yum char session until about 12 am and then we departed back home......

Thats, what happened on my birthday...today, my sis gave me another present..Its was a CD that contained a 5 minute video of various people from school and cf wishing me happy birthday....waaa...so touched man...must have taken a long time to produce that video....this video thing was actually my sister's idea but it was Gladiy who actually took most of the video's and editing it....he actually went round school video-taping people who sent their birthday wishes....there was Lai sin, wee ki, shermen, tim chi....and many more....

So...thats the end of my 18 birthday..have to wait another year...only regret is that I couldn't spend it with horny and Jez...well...maybe next year...

Jo-Shua's Gang

Eh?????something wierd happened today.....last night I reached home around 12 am so i didn't get enough sleep,which made really sleepy in class this morning...so sleepy until I cannot tahan I ended up sleeping throughout the whole of physics class..But I could see physics teacher watching me sleep sometimes.....towards the end of the class, physics teacher (Mr Lee) suddenly suggested(actually its more like ordered) our class to be divided into 4 groups so that we can organise our own study group for physics....and somehow.......Mr Lee picked me as one of the Leader for one of the study group.....I'm like...*censored*?????I was sleeping in class man......and i'm sure he saw me sleep....some more he said the leader suppose to help the other group-mates in physics..........haihhh.don't really want to be leader laa...if leader means cannot study together with some of my other friends who are also leaders..the other 3 group leaders were Wei Ping (girl who got 99 marks in chemistry), Hao-Wei (class crap..err...I mean rep...) and Jin Wei....and then he told us about the details of the study group...the conversation went something like that...


"And all the team leaders should choose a suitble name for their study group.......and of course don't make up your own names like 'Jin Wei's Group' or 'Jo-Shua's Gang'...choose something more inspiring like......*thinks for a while*....'Einstein'!!!!........,"Mr Lee.


Einstein??Do you find that inspiring??lol.........

Moral of the story: Be a Leader....Sleep in class

Drinks.......

2 Bad experiences with drinks in 3 days.

CASE 1:

I broke my glasses on saturday morning and couldn't see well. At night, I was in the computer room with my family. Felt kinda thirsty so I asked my mom to pass me a bottle of water which was right next to her. The minute I opened the bottle and took a look at the colour of the water I knew that there was something wrong with it. So I asked my mom to have a look at it. Soon, she gave me the thumbs up and I started gulping down the water. At first, it tasted ok but that was probably because I gulped down the water continueously. But sure enough, a few gulps later I had to stop to take a breath and it was then I realized that my water tasted a bit wierd, in a soapy type of way. Upon furthur inspection, I found out that my water was in fact - SOAP WATER!!!...haihhhh....I think my sister was playing with that water....

Consequences:

• Gave me a BAD stomache ache
• Made me sick for a day

Lesson learnt:

Don't gulp water down in one go...stop for air at short intervals

CASE 2

Went to Ali Maju Mamak this afternoon after classess and ordered , Naan, Maggi Soup and Sirap Bandung. Yup...sirap bandung sounded like a good idea to me back then. However, when they came with my drink, I realized that there was something wrong with my drink. First of all, it had a seriously light shade of pink. Forgetting the lesson learnt with the soap water, I decided to drink it up quickly...BIG MISTAKE..my sirap bandung wasn't properly mixed and all the condensed milk was still at the bottom. Not knowing that the bottom end of my straw was also at the bottom of water, I took a few gib sips of my drink. Haihhh..it was like drinking from a newly opened can of Dutch Lady condensed milk......

Consequences:

• Had to rushed straight to the toilet as soon as I got home
• Felt a bit sick

Lesson Learnt:

• Remember to remember about my past lesson and hope that my remember-ing cells in my brains remember to do its job which is to remember...
• Sirap Bandung = BAD......

Biology

I know I said this before but i've gotta say this again :


I'M GONNA FAIL MY BIOLOGY EXAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Btw, my exams is in exactly 12 hours from now...